dear coffee

dear coffee,

I love you. You give me ALL THE FEELS. I know that I could not go a day without you, and although some might feel that is slightly rash or completely shameful, I literally do NOT GIVE A FLYING FLIP. 

I love you like my 3rd child. Except that you GIVE me energy. So there may be (ARE.) days where you're totally my favorite. Shhhh. Don't tell the others. 

I used to only drink you with approximately a gallon of creamer. I was trying to change you, Coffee. I'm so sorry. Now, I drink you in pretty much any form in which you come. Iced? Sure. Black, okay.  With coconut milk? Yep. NO DISCRIMINATION HERE. 

Listen, you and I both know that non-coffee drinkers are NOT TO BE TRUSTED. They are probably on drugs.  Because I could not function in life without you. Some (JOHN.) would say that YOU are a drug, coffee. I say there are worse things I could be addicted to. Like the Real Housewives. 

Oh wait. 

I will never leave you, coffee. I plan to drink you on the daily until I am 95. I also plan to never say "on the daily" again. 

J/k coffee. I totally will. 

We've had some memorable moments, haven't we? Like our daily afternoon rendezvous at Starbucks. Or the time I had a meltdown in a Parisian train station because I COULD NOT FIND YOU.  Don't ever do that to me again, Coffee.

 What? You don't take photos of yourself lovingly cradling your coffee cup? RUDE. 

What? You don't take photos of yourself lovingly cradling your coffee cup? RUDE. 

Love your most devoted fan,