Spanx y'all.  Remember how we used to be all I DON'T NEED SPANX! I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE LUMPS AND BUMPS THAT I NEED TO HOLD IN!

And then we had kids (aka destroyed our bodies) and were all CAN SOMEBODY GET ME SOME POSTPARTUM SPANX TO WEAR HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL???? AND EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE????

 

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