You know what they say. You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don’t take… to save money on your holiday shopping.

What? Is that not how it goes?

Now listen y’all. We are officially at the “threat level midnight” of holiday shopping. (Where my Office fans at? Virtual high five!)

Anyway, remember how you used to actually leave your house and risk elbows to the face, as you threw your entire body on the last sweater coat at Anthro? After which you were asked to leave for being “too aggressive?”

No? *insert high pitched, nervous laughter. Me EITHER. (Millenials be like, Wait. Y’all used to leave your houses in the olden days?!)

Read More