RATMJ Guide to Cyber Weekend
You know what they say. You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don’t take… to save money on your holiday shopping.
What? Is that not how it goes?
Now listen y’all. We are officially at the “threat level midnight” of holiday shopping. (Where my Office fans at? Virtual high five!)
Anyway, remember how you used to actually leave your house and risk elbows to the face, as you threw your entire body on the last sweater coat at Anthro? After which you were asked to leave for being “too aggressive?”
No? *insert high pitched, nervous laughter. Me EITHER.
(Millenials be like, Wait. Y’all used to leave your houses in the olden days?!)
Ew.
Anyway this was supposed to be posted yesterday, but my children are divas who insist on being fed and played with, soooo, let’s consider this a CYBER WEEKEND KICKOFF post. These deals are all still available, and go follow me on IG and FB for pop up deals I’ll throw your way over the next few days. Okay? Ready? Let’s get to it, and start with the GOAT:
AMAZON
This Amazon Essentials Plush Robe is honestly the softest thing I’ve ever put on my body. And you can put it on yours for 50% less than I did. In other words, I didn't save money, but YOU CAN. By spending it. #sherrimath Seriously though, earmuffs (eyemuffs?) if you’re a female in my family, because this may or may not be heading your way this Christmas! I personally love the long version, but HERE is a link to the short version as well.
Next up, this Levi’s Womens Original Sherpa Trucker Jacket, aka one of my favorite jackets of all time. And it can be yours too. For 50% less than I paid.
I think I’m seeing a pattern here.
Finally, this Slouchy Crewneck from The Drop is too too good. And it’s only $32, so if it jumps into my cart and buys itself, well, I can’t really be held responsible, can I?
Unfortunately, yes.
NORDSTROM
Moving right along to my other love….Nordstrom. “Fifty percent off” and “Nordstrom” are two of my favorite phrases to hear.
I’m loving this fleece so much that I’m actually afraid to buy it. Because I’d NEVER take it off. And then I’d become the smelly mom at carpool. I’ll bet your mom, sister, best friend (or self) would feel the same way.
Minus the smelly mom part. Hopefully.
Thread & Supply Fleece, $49.90
Next, I’m pretty sure we all need this Tory Burch Gigi Bracelet Watch, because it’s PRACTICAL, very deeply discounted, and all that equals free. In my mind. (It’s a scary place.)
Who doesn’t love these Kendra Scott Camila Drop Earrings? Nobody, that’s who. Think teacher gifts, friend gifts, mom gifts, yo’self gifts. Just saying.
ANTHROPOLOGIE
I have an urgent and important news announcement: EVERYTHING AT ANTHRO IS 30% OFF!
And YOU get a discount! And YOU get a discount!
The Paloma Knit Tunic is a STAPLE, and I feel like I’ll be reaching for it all the time. HYPOTHETICALLY, of course.
These Whipstitched Calf Boots are CALLING MY NAME. Seriously. Don’t you hear it?
Pretty sure they’re calling yours too.
These Cecelia New York Erika Ankle Boots basically just reached through my screen and forced me to buy them. So weird. Guess it couldn’t be helped. And John, if you happen to see them in my closet, I’VE HAD THEM FOREVER. *WINK.
And finally, as if I needed any more ways to rationalize my shopping habits, I have officially joined Noonday Collection as an Ambassador! But DON’T FEAR, I promise not to be all in your face, and “hey join my team,” “host a trunk show for me,” etc. I have to be honest, I admire the hell out of my MLM friends, who rock their businesses like crazy. I hope I can be like y’all when I grow up. But, since I have tragic time management skills, and cannot keep up with basically anything, I plan to be more like, “hey I have a virtual trunk show up on RATMJ. Buy some if you want. Or don’t. That’s fine too.” My sales skills are also pretty tragic. And I’m fine with that. You guys often ask about the accessories I’m wearing and loving, and they’re basically all Noonday, all the time. Plus, Noonday offers socially conscious shopping at it’s best. Read more about the phenomenal work Noonday is doing HERE. And just to tease some of the fun-ness…
NOONDAY
First up, the Arboretum Necklace. It is EVERYTHING. It’s such a fun statement, and you can now enjoy it for 50% less than I did when I bought it. Again, I excel at buying things full price, and then finding them on sale later. It’s a superpower of sorts.
Next, the Chain Reaction Necklace is a total staple, and looks much more expensive than it actually is! I’ve been seeing super pricey versions of this necklace everywhere, and at $14.50, I’m pretty sure you can round down to zero dollars. (Except you can’t, and you will have to pay for it. #itsfine)
If you’re mainly gift shopping, and not using Black Friday as a ridiculous excuse to gift yo’self, like I am, then how can I be like you? For real though, I have some fantastic gift ideas for the people you love most (both on the blog, and via my Amazon.com storefront.) . And if one of the people you love most just happens to be me, JOHN, well then, so be it. (I personally recommend SHERRI’S FAVES or GIFTS FOR YOU GIRL, plus any of my shop pages on RATMJ.)
There’s a lot more to come this season on RATMJ so check back often. Now that I’ve decided to let my house be a dirty, hoardy mess, I have a lot more time for blogging, just in time for my favorite shopping season of the year. Hide yo wallets, hide yo credit cards. (Except don’t. I’ll fiiiiiind you.)
Until next time,
