Hey y’all! You didn't think I’d leave ya hanging this Anniversary Sale, did you?? (and please just ignore the fact that this is my first blog in 2020, mkay?) I sort of expected my 40th year on earth to be a total dumpster fire, but that’s another blog in and of itself. But just let me say, um hi, 2020? YOU CAN GO AWAY NOW. Also, I miss you, 2019. And you weren’t even all that amazing.
Read MoreYou know what they say. You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don’t take… to save money on your holiday shopping.
What? Is that not how it goes?
Now listen y’all. We are officially at the “threat level midnight” of holiday shopping. (Where my Office fans at? Virtual high five!)
Anyway, remember how you used to actually leave your house and risk elbows to the face, as you threw your entire body on the last sweater coat at Anthro? After which you were asked to leave for being “too aggressive?”
No? *insert high pitched, nervous laughter. Me EITHER. (Millenials be like, Wait. Y’all used to leave your houses in the olden days?!)
Read MoreYou know how, when Nordstrom has a sale, you never know about it? Because no one on social media EVER mentions it?
*rolls eyes so hard they fall out of her head.
*Picks them up and puts them back in again, because it is my mission and duty to make Nordstrom love me, buy one of every thing, give John a heart attack, I mean, INFORM you guys of important ways to wreck your credit score.
Read Morey'all, let's be for real here....it's the LAST DAY of the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, and the ENTIRE INTERNET BREATHED A COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF.
I know. I KNOW.
BUT, I do feel it my bloggerly duty to force one last roundup upon you for old-times sake. And it's gonna be EPIC.
Read MoreGuys. I hope you've hydrated and stretched properly. Let's bring this bad boy home, shall we? Rounding up a few of my CURRENTLY STILL IN STOCK (and possibly also in UPS boxes headed to my house) anniversary sale favorites.
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