Hey y’all! You didn't think I’d leave ya hanging this Anniversary Sale, did you?? (and please just ignore the fact that this is my first blog in 2020, mkay?) I sort of expected my 40th year on earth to be a total dumpster fire, but that’s another blog in and of itself. But just let me say, um hi, 2020? YOU CAN GO AWAY NOW. Also, I miss you, 2019. And you weren’t even all that amazing.
Read MoreOkay. Deep breaths. This is what we've trained for, people.
*cues Olympics music, wins gold. In her mind. #itsfine
Not only has Early Access to Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale started, it is also Amazon Prime Day. It's like that bomb cyclone storm thing, except on your wallet. #funforall #exceptforjohn
First of all, to shop the Anniversary Sale right now, you're gonna need to get a Nordstrom credit card. And I know, I know, you're certain that the minute you do, creditors will be calling and your credit score will automatically drop from 800 to 300. BUT, if you have actual boundaries, and even a minimal amount of self-discipline, then none of that will happen. Probably. Maybe. Seriously though, here’s what you do
Read MoreI (and every other blogger on Instagram) enjoy referring to Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale as "Christmas in July."
(John enjoys referring to it as THINGS I CAN'T REPEAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. He's adorable like that.)
Shopping the sale isn't hard y'all. Figuring out which one of your kids still gets to attend college is the hard part.
Read MoreIt's here, it's here! PUBLIC ACCESS IS HERE! Congratulations. If you have waited to shop until today, then A) you have better credit than I do. And B) you also have better boundaries.
The best sale of the year opens to everyone today, and I know y'all are excited. Some of you are already waiting to snap up restocks like the clothing vultures you are. It's okay. No shame, and also? You're my people.
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