There are SOME PEOPLE who will actually be GLAD when the Anniversary Sale ends tomorrow. These are obviously crazy people, who wouldn't know a good deal if it smacked them in the face. Or was hypothetically delivered to their doorstep via the kind folks at UPS. You know who you are. JOHN.
Read MoreLet's be honest guys, there are WAY MORE than 5 things from the Anniversary Sale that I LOVE AND ADORE AND WANT TO COME LIVE WITH ME FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
(Because I am obviously excited about the #nsale at what is a completely normal and emotionally stable level.)
Despite being the worst at narrowing down a list, for you guys, I can do it. I came up with FIVE. Five things that are probably selling out as I type these words. I'm looking at you Rag & Bone circle bag that was in my cart on it's merry little way to checkout, and THEN GOT STOLEN FROM ME by Super Speedy Susan, who was more organized, quicker with her card, and who is also fake but it helps me to blame someone, okay? #actlikeitsnormal
Read MoreI (and every other blogger on Instagram) enjoy referring to Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale as "Christmas in July."
(John enjoys referring to it as THINGS I CAN'T REPEAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. He's adorable like that.)
Shopping the sale isn't hard y'all. Figuring out which one of your kids still gets to attend college is the hard part.
Read MoreGuys. I hope you've hydrated and stretched properly. Let's bring this bad boy home, shall we? Rounding up a few of my CURRENTLY STILL IN STOCK (and possibly also in UPS boxes headed to my house) anniversary sale favorites.
Read MoreGotta admit, when I first saw this dress, I was all "Britney Spears called, and wants her Baby, One More Time dress back."
BURN.
Read MoreAdmittedly, I am not known for my professional work attire. (I'm not sure I'm actually "known" for anything, except watching reality tv and drinking an inordinate amount of Starbucks. #goals) Most of the time, my version of professional wear involves some sort denim with holes in it. But, many of you go to work in offices where the athleisure look is frowned upon. This post is for YOU, all my ladies who work in offices where you need to dress like a GROWN UP. Versus THOSE OF US who are sitting here typing in sweats and a t-shirt who's cleanliness is questionable at best.
AHEM.
Read MoreIt's here, it's here! PUBLIC ACCESS IS HERE! Congratulations. If you have waited to shop until today, then A) you have better credit than I do. And B) you also have better boundaries.
The best sale of the year opens to everyone today, and I know y'all are excited. Some of you are already waiting to snap up restocks like the clothing vultures you are. It's okay. No shame, and also? You're my people.
Read MoreI don't know if you've heard, but there's a sale happening that's kind of a big deal. And let's be honest, some of you are all, JEEZ CAN THE ENTIRE INTERNET SHUT UP ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY SALE?
Well, I'm here to say, NO. We cannot. I've gotta tell y'all, I used to be SUPER intimidated by shopping at Nordstrom. I thought I had to be in possession of a trust fund, or possibly money I had stolen from a bank. Then, one year, I participated in the anniversary sale, where I learned that A) there are SO MANY THINGS under $50 on sale. And B) NORDSTROM IS FREAKING AWESOME. Not everything is from some obscure designer that costs a year of my child's education.
Read MoreMerry christmas, y'all! Wait, what? It's only July? YES, I KNOW. But when you get into my must-have anniversary sale picks, you're gonna feel like it's Christmas.
(Well, you know. Except the whole being gifted part. Because I mean, I love y'all but that just ain't gonna happen.)
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