No disrespect to grandmas, y'all. I can't wait to be a sassy, fashion blogging, granny #boss one day.
I'll probably still be wearing these pants, to be honest. They're THAT good.
You've probably noticed that floral pants are all the rage on the gram these days. And I get it. Even though I am not typically a florals kinda gal, I adore these. And here's why…
Read MoreYou know what they always say: When life gives you lemons, slap 'em on every piece of clothing you own and wear the heck outta them.
What? Is that not how it goes?
But seriously y'all, lemons are fetch and also EVERYWHERE. They are this year's palm print, if you will. And you will, because I'm the Regina George of this blog.
Read MoreIt's Friday, and on Friday, WE FAVORITE. (Except really it's Saturday, and I MAY have gotten up too early to watch the Royal Wedding. And I MAY be wondering if I can trick Bo into thinking it's quiet time already.)
(And now it's actually Monday, because PROCRASTINATION.)
Read MoreLet's be honest, y'all. whether you have a valentine, a galentine, or an "I'm single and leave me alone"-entine, vday is a time to treat yo'self. Or at a bare minimum, it's a time to send your significant other a link to this blog, along with
Read MoreToday we're gonna get into some friday faves, but my favoritest thing about today is that it's my BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!
I'd like to tell you that I'm one of those people who are all, OH DON'T CELEBRATE ME, IT'S CELEBRATION ENOUGH JUST TO BE ALIVE. But we all know that would be a lie.
Read MoreMerry christmas, y'all! Wait, what? It's only July? YES, I KNOW. But when you get into my must-have anniversary sale picks, you're gonna feel like it's Christmas.
(Well, you know. Except the whole being gifted part. Because I mean, I love y'all but that just ain't gonna happen.)
Read MoreIt's friday favorites time! And YOU get a bathing suit, and YOU GET A BATHING SUIT. (Unless you don't want one. Also you have to buy it. Do I look like Oprah over here?)
Wait, I need a minute to think about what it would like to be Oprah. I would give stuff away all the live long day. And call myself Shoprah. This is obviously normal and NOT WEIRD AT ALL to be thinking about.
Ahem.
Read MoreEvery once in awhile, an outfit comes along and you quickly recognize it as the outfit version of a soulmate.
Because that's not weird. AT ALL.
This is my outfit soulmate. I mean, it's a graphic tee with a built in choker (just marinate on that awesomeness for a minute), a leather jacket, studded booties, and gray distressed jeans. Yes, yes, yes, and HECKS YES, people!
Read More(As this post goes live, I am on a TEN HOUR plane ride to Hawaii. I know, I know, we don't feel sorry for you, Sherri. Well, you shouldn't. You should feel sorry for my husband, and probably everyone else on the plane.)
I am straight up Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids when I fly.
Read MoreI think we all know that finding that perfect TUNIC length top is like finding a unicorn that poops million dollar bills.
In other words, completely impossible, and moderately disturbing.
Read MoreAnyway, this dress rocks because it can go daytime, OR pull double duty as a night out look. And it's under 100 bucks. Which as we all know means that it is nearly FREE and oh HECKS YES, GO BUY THIS THANG.
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