That's right guys. We are celebrating a super important birthday in our house this weekend. And I'll give you a hint. He's turning a number that rhymes with schmorty.
(Also, hi John? For the record, you are significantly older than me. And I plan to remind you of this for the next 2.5 years. mkaythanks.)Read More
Let's be honest, y'all. whether you have a valentine, a galentine, or an "I'm single and leave me alone"-entine, vday is a time to treat yo'self. Or at a bare minimum, it's a time to send your significant other a link to this blog, along withRead More
dear boy moms,
I get it.
I. GET. IT.
I'll be totally honest, I was team girl ALL THE WAY after having Ally Grace. She and I have always had a special bond, and I kept thinking how amazing it would be to have nothing but daughters. Because we would obviously spend our time shopping, getting our nails done, and talking about boys. (I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Duh.)Read More
Well, for all of you who started your Elf On the Shelf in November, HOW DARE YOU? I had to endure like a week of constant questioning about why Jack Frost hadn't come yet.
(Because he likes whining about as much as Mommy.)
Mind you, AG may or may not have discovered the truth behind the Elf this year. If by discovered, I mean, she found our elf stuffed into the drawer where he lives all year. Listen up guys,Read More
Let's face it, before you have kids, a stomach virus is just an excuse to lay around and watch the Housewives without guilt.
After you have kids, you get to vomit into a trashcan while holding your 8 year old's hair back so she can puke into the toilet.
(Jk, she missed the toilet and vomited all over her bed. Duh.)Read More
(As this post goes live, I am on a TEN HOUR plane ride to Hawaii. I know, I know, we don't feel sorry for you, Sherri. Well, you shouldn't. You should feel sorry for my husband, and probably everyone else on the plane.)
I am straight up Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids when I fly.Read More
Anyway, this dress rocks because it can go daytime, OR pull double duty as a night out look. And it's under 100 bucks. Which as we all know means that it is nearly FREE and oh HECKS YES, GO BUY THIS THANG.Read More