Posts tagged mom life
last minute costume ideas

Sometimes you wanna Pinterest up an amazing, creative Halloween costume that impresses all of Instagram, I mean, YOUR SWEET CHILDREN, who, have apparently "always wanted a fun mom that dresses up for Halloween."

Good to know.

But then, other times you just wanna justify those new moto boots you bought. Or that camo jacket you’ve been eyeing. Or the red ringmaster coat that a certain someone said was too “extra,” but you just KNEW that one day there would be a highly popular movie about a musically gifted dreamer who opens his own circus. Or ya know. Something like that.

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dear boy moms

dear boy moms,

I get it. 

I. GET. IT. 

I'll be totally honest, I was team girl ALL THE WAY after having Ally Grace. She and I have always had a special bond, and I kept thinking how amazing it would be to have nothing but daughters. Because we would obviously spend our time shopping, getting our nails done, and talking about boys. (I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Duh.)

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elfing

Well, for all of you who started your Elf On the Shelf in November, HOW DARE YOU?  I had to endure like a week of constant questioning about why Jack Frost hadn't come yet. 

(Because he likes whining about as much as Mommy.)

Mind you, AG may or may not have discovered the truth behind the Elf this year. If by discovered, I mean, she found our elf stuffed into the drawer where he lives all year. Listen up guys,

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friday favorites : swimsuit edition

It's friday favorites time! And YOU get a bathing suit, and YOU GET A BATHING SUIT. (Unless you don't want one. Also you have to buy it. Do I look like Oprah over here?)

Wait, I need a minute to think about what it would like to be Oprah. I would give stuff away all the live long day. And call myself Shoprah. This is obviously normal and NOT WEIRD AT ALL to be thinking about. 

Ahem. 

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