As summer approaches and the temperature heats up, people are getting outside more and more. That means you need some new, fun athleisure pieces to spice up your wardrobe.
Read MoreLean in close and get ready to be shocked y’all. I get botox. I know, I know. You HAD NO IDEA. I basically showed up at my doctor's office THE VERY DAY I stopped nursing Bo, and was all MAMA NEEDS SOME BOTOX STAT! (Doctors love it when you use medical jargon like stat. About as much as when you tell them you WebMD-ed your symptoms and diagnosed yourself.)
Anyway, way back when I was significantly younger (and more annoying), I was all
Read MoreNo disrespect to grandmas, y'all. I can't wait to be a sassy, fashion blogging, granny #boss one day.
I'll probably still be wearing these pants, to be honest. They're THAT good.
You've probably noticed that floral pants are all the rage on the gram these days. And I get it. Even though I am not typically a florals kinda gal, I adore these. And here's why…
Read MoreYou know what they always say: When life gives you lemons, slap 'em on every piece of clothing you own and wear the heck outta them.
What? Is that not how it goes?
But seriously y'all, lemons are fetch and also EVERYWHERE. They are this year's palm print, if you will. And you will, because I'm the Regina George of this blog.
Read MoreI know what you're thinking, and the answer is YES. I DO have friends who are really annoyingly pretty. If I didn't love them so much, I would slip 'em Kalteen bars on the reg.
Read MoreIt's Friday, and on Friday, WE FAVORITE. (Except really it's Saturday, and I MAY have gotten up too early to watch the Royal Wedding. And I MAY be wondering if I can trick Bo into thinking it's quiet time already.)
(And now it's actually Monday, because PROCRASTINATION.)
Read MoreBecause I am a highly skilled and super professional blogger, I built this post around a kimono that is NOW SOLD OUT. #bloggergoals #worldsokayestblogger
What I can tell you is this: I have never received more compliments on a piece of clothing than this Asos kimono.
Read MoreI have to start this post with a disclaimer. I know Mother's Day is hard for some of y'all. And for you, I wish I could reach through this computer and give you your OWN DANG mother's day gift. You deserve it. Because you've had to do the hardest work of all. You've had to deal with grief. Or loss. Or maybe you've had to learn to be a mother, when you never had a great example from which to learn. And you are badasses. All of you.
Read MoreGuys, you know how we got REALLY excited for a minute, because we thought spring was here? SOME OF US rashly busted out our entire summer shoe-drobe, and dramatically relegated our boots to the back of our closets.
(I don't know her.)
(Wait. Yes, I do. Because it was me.)
Read MoreIt's that time again, friends. The time where we say BLESS OUR HEARTS and WE CAN (possibly) DO THIS.
It's spring break, y'all.
Spring break USED TO mean that I would throw my cutest bathing suits into an overstuffed duffel bag, pile into someone's mom's minivan, and drive 12 hours straight to Miami. Because COLLEGE.
Read MoreRemember how, in college, you used to wear things that are basically horrifying when you see them now in pictures?
(Also, thank you Jesus that I have to actually locate printed photos, and there's no record of that ISh on Facebook. Because I'm a fossil. #itsfine)
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