how amazon saved fashion week

floral tank | paperbag pant | leather jacket | clear heels

Can y’all say cute clothes and affordable lookalikes?? Now snap your fingers twice, shout “AMAZON FOR THE WIN!,” and spin around 3 times. Become dizzy enough to accidentally fall onto the purchase button, and voila! Your officemates think you’re a weirdo, but you now own all of the staples I’m sharing below.

(Except you don’t, unless you paid for them. So go ahead and pay for them. I’ll wait.)

*Decides to write blog post. Spends 37 hours and 17 minutes perfecting the graphic, while writing absolutely nothing. Story of my ADD life.

Seriously though, each and every one of these items was in one of my 4 my suitcase for fashion week.

And each and every one was worn multiple times. I honestly adore them all. Except for those that mutilated my heels, and required me to go buy 4 new pair of open-back shoes, plus an entire suitcase for the trip home.

*side eyes “VERSATILE ANKLE BOOT”

(Although your commitment to helping me rationalize shoe shopping is much appreciated.)

To be fair, the ankle boots are not totally to blame. They are affordable, cute, and versatile. And they’re honestly probably pretty comfortable, especially if you AREN’T a ding dong who wears new shoes, day one, to walk all over the city. WITHOUT SOCKS. Thus forming the beginnings of blisters that would ultimately kill my new shoes. I didn't actually know that blood could soak through LEATHER AND SUEDE.

If you watched my NYFW stories, you’ve already seen the gruesomeness that was my ankle, after my second day of fashion week. There was A LOT of blood. Ain’t nobody need to see that again. BUT, just in case you’re a freak who watches Dr Pimple Popper, and enjoys severely disturbing examples of blood and pus, BRB NEED TO GO PUKE NOW.

*vomits repeatedly

Okay, I’m fine. Back to what I was saying. For those who are all “c’mon Sherri, you just wanted to buy new shoes, “ to you, I say YES. But also RUDE. JOHN.

Anyway, I truly love everything on this list, and not just in a “bloggers always love everything” kind of way. Each piece is part of the permanent rotation, with the exception of the ankle boots who now live in shoe heaven.

(Which sounds like a place I need to visit, tbh.)

(John says that I already live there, and it’s also known as Nordstrom.)

Do yourselves a favor and head over to my Amazon storefront, y’all. I got a DM this week from a reader who told me she had only recently checked out my Amazon page, and she thinks my best picks are actually on my Amazon idea lists. To her (you know who you are), I say, THANK YOU for checking out my page, and to y’all, I say LET ME BE YOUR GUIDE INTO HAVING NO BOUNDARIES WHEN IT COMES TO AMAZON SHOPPING. I love putting things on my lists, because it’s like shopping without paying for things. Or owning them.

And if I accidentally on purpose fall onto the purchase button, well, it was FOR THE BLOG.

JOHN.

Until next time,