dear coffee

dear coffee,

I love you. You give me ALL THE FEELS. I know that I could not go a day without you, and although some might feel that is slightly rash or completely shameful, I literally do NOT GIVE A FLYING FLIP. 

I love you like my 3rd child. Except that you GIVE me energy. So there may be (ARE.) days where you're totally my favorite. Shhhh. Don't tell the others. 

I used to only drink you with approximately a gallon of creamer. I was trying to change you, Coffee. I'm so sorry. Now, I drink you in pretty much any form in which you come. Iced? Sure. Black, okay.  With coconut milk? Yep. NO DISCRIMINATION HERE. 

Listen, you and I both know that non-coffee drinkers are NOT TO BE TRUSTED. They are probably on drugs.  Because I could not function in life without you. Some (JOHN.) would say that YOU are a drug, coffee. I say there are worse things I could be addicted to. Like the Real Housewives. 

Oh wait. 

I will never leave you, coffee. I plan to drink you on the daily until I am 95. I also plan to never say "on the daily" again. 

J/k coffee. I totally will. 

We've had some memorable moments, haven't we? Like our daily afternoon rendezvous at Starbucks. Or the time I had a meltdown in a Parisian train station because I COULD NOT FIND YOU.  Don't ever do that to me again, Coffee.

What? You don't take photos of yourself lovingly cradling your coffee cup? RUDE. 

Love your most devoted fan,