Can we all just agree that athleisuring is totally a verb? Pleaseandthankyou
Like, if it were an athletic sport, I would easily medal in it. And can the Olympic committee get right on that?
Y'all, it's been unprecedentedly cold around these parts. Like, sub-30, which means everything should be canceled, while we all go don our Uggs, sweats, and binge watch basically anything on Netflix. Go ahead all you Northerners, roll your eyes. I'll wait.
Read MoreI'm not gonna lie. Resolutions stress me out. And when I feel stressed, I basically "resolve" to put my pjs on at 4pm and binge watch the Crown.
(Except I can't, because my kids are divas and think it's "boring.")
(They also won't go to bed at 4pm so I can watch tv. Rude.)
Read MoreWell, it's here, y'all. It's the most wonderful time of the year. And by that, I mean, it's the time of year where John and I almost get thrown in Target jail for essentially looking sketchy AF, as we complete our annual 30 and 30 Stocking Stuffer Challenge.
In case you missed it last year, here's how it works: Go to your local Target, give each other 30 minutes on the clock and $30 cash, scream GO as loudly as you can (startle some innocent bystanders in the process), and fill the other's Christmas stocking like a freaking boss.
Read MoreWell, for all of you who started your Elf On the Shelf in November, HOW DARE YOU? I had to endure like a week of constant questioning about why Jack Frost hadn't come yet.
(Because he likes whining about as much as Mommy.)
Mind you, AG may or may not have discovered the truth behind the Elf this year. If by discovered, I mean, she found our elf stuffed into the drawer where he lives all year. Listen up guys,
Read MoreSince we are all now poor from Black Friday and Cyber week, I'm gonna encourage you to SHOP MORE. I'm thoughtful that way.
But I did really try to be helpful by throwing out some UNDER $50 gifts. And because they are under $50 they are free.
Read MoreY'all. It happened. I became best friends with Reese Witherspoon.
Well, no. That only happened in my mind. In real life, I attended the opening of her new Draper James store, and we took a quick picture together
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