It's here, it's here! PUBLIC ACCESS IS HERE! Congratulations. If you have waited to shop until today, then A) you have better credit than I do. And B) you also have better boundaries.
The best sale of the year opens to everyone today, and I know y'all are excited. Some of you are already waiting to snap up restocks like the clothing vultures you are. It's okay. No shame, and also? You're my people.
Read MoreI don't know if you've heard, but there's a sale happening that's kind of a big deal. And let's be honest, some of you are all, JEEZ CAN THE ENTIRE INTERNET SHUT UP ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY SALE?
Well, I'm here to say, NO. We cannot. I've gotta tell y'all, I used to be SUPER intimidated by shopping at Nordstrom. I thought I had to be in possession of a trust fund, or possibly money I had stolen from a bank. Then, one year, I participated in the anniversary sale, where I learned that A) there are SO MANY THINGS under $50 on sale. And B) NORDSTROM IS FREAKING AWESOME. Not everything is from some obscure designer that costs a year of my child's education.
Read MoreIn an effort to control my hoarding (and also because you guys told me to on Facebook), I'm putting together a little series on a capsule wardrobe for mamas.
Actually, this is really for all women between the ages of "let me wear a crop top with my cutest mini" and "I need to get my hair permed, also where's my walker?"
Read MoreRemember way back in college, when you could eat a chicken biscuit, drink a 36 oz mountain dew, and inhale a sleeve of pringles? In ONE SITTING? You didn't feel bad. You just rallied, ate some cookie dough, and then lost 5 lbs.
Yeah, I hate College Sherri a little too.
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