Well, for all of you who started your Elf On the Shelf in November, HOW DARE YOU? I had to endure like a week of constant questioning about why Jack Frost hadn't come yet.
(Because he likes whining about as much as Mommy.)
Mind you, AG may or may not have discovered the truth behind the Elf this year. If by discovered, I mean, she found our elf stuffed into the drawer where he lives all year. Listen up guys,
Read MoreSince we are all now poor from Black Friday and Cyber week, I'm gonna encourage you to SHOP MORE. I'm thoughtful that way.
But I did really try to be helpful by throwing out some UNDER $50 gifts. And because they are under $50 they are free.
Read MoreY'all. It happened. I became best friends with Reese Witherspoon.
Well, no. That only happened in my mind. In real life, I attended the opening of her new Draper James store, and we took a quick picture together
Read Moreguys, you have a screaming baby, and a toddler who just jumped in the lake "to swim like the duckies." It's obviously family picture day.
As the family photo veteran and resident expert (mostly because there's no one else), allow me to share my quick tips for surviving the day.
Read MoreCan we discuss how buying presents for guys is the ACTUAL WORST?
This is mainly because they aren't helpful and don't provide wish lists, complete with coordinating links, sizes, and colors.
Rude.
Read MoreListen, I'm gonna be straight with y'all. My Gifts for Her guide is my favorite of all the gift guides. (Shhhh, don't tell the others.) Mainly because I can accidentally ON PURPOSE leave it open on John's computer, and GENTLY SUGGEST he take a peek.
Read MoreGUYS! IT'S BLACK FRIDAYYYYYYYY! I'VE HAD ABOUT 37 CUPS OF COFFEEEEEEE!
Read MoreForget the fact that Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet, apparently it's ALREADY Black Friday. And if you're like me, then suddenly you are feeling highly pressured to score some deals BECAUSE THEY WILL BE GONE BY ACTUAL BLACK FRIDAY.
(No. Don't worry, they won't. But all of blogger nation is making you feel like they will.)
Read Morehappy almost thanksgiving y'all! Also known as WHY ARE MY KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL ALL WEEK?
I'm SO excited to celebrate and give thanks on Thursday. But, you know what else I'm excited about? BLACK FRIDAY! CYBER MONDAY! ALL THE DEALS!
(Apparently Sherri drank ALL THE COFFEE.)
Read MoreSOME PEOPLE like to refer to my boot collection as a "boot problem." (Those people are rude and shall not be tolerated. JOHN.)
It is also possible that this boot guide has already contributed to my little "issue."
Whoops.
Read MoreY'all, I know that SO. MANY. bloggers are on the Spanx train. And I know y'all are probably like, WE GET IT SHERRI. STOP BEATING A DEAD HORSE ALREADY.
Well, a) stop using that phrase because EW. And b) this dead horse gives you legs and a hiney that just won't quit. So, there's THAT.
Read MoreThere's something about a sea of red and green dresses at a holiday party that makes me wanna be a little rebellious.
And what is a grown up pink tutu, if not rebellious?
(Okay, well, NO. It's not. But that's where the leather jacket comes in.)
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