In an effort to control my hoarding (and also because you guys told me to on Facebook), I'm putting together a little series on a capsule wardrobe for mamas.
Actually, this is really for all women between the ages of "let me wear a crop top with my cutest mini" and "I need to get my hair permed, also where's my walker?"
Read Morelet's pretend for a hot second that wearing a white dress WON'T automatically make your kids yearn to touch you with chocolate-y fingers. Or drop their spaghetti in your lap. Or have a massive blowout...while you're holding them.
Read MoreLook guys, I'm not trying to brag (YES I AM), but I'm basically wearing pajama jeans in this picture. In public. On the internet. I feel like a pajama jean wearing boss.
(Let's act like that statement is cool and not sad, okay?)
Read MoreEvery once in awhile, there's a trend you're all like, hey! I could get on board with that. But then you're all, I really don't wanna look like my grandma's table cloth though. So, what's a girl to do?
Read MoreMost of the moms I know love a shirt that covers the hiney. (We also love to say embarrassing things like "hiney." #sorrynotsorry).
This one is particularly fun, because it's got that high-low, knotted front thing going on. I added a tank underneath in a contrasting color. Mainly because I'm 36 and ain't nobody need to see me in a crop top, m-kay?
Read MoreNot gonna lie, y'all. when I first saw this jacket, I was all, UM, NOPE. Cute on 7 year olds. Not so cute on a THIRTY-SEVEN year old.
But very, very occasionally, I am WRONG.
(Unless you are John, in which case I AM NOT and I never said I was.)
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