What time is it? Time for you to get a watch!
Warning: Don't teach your 7 year old this joke, unless you're prepared to hear it about 137 times a day.
But, y'all. The point is this-- get yourself a JORD watch. And then get one for your significant other. Mostly because you love him. But also because then he can't be mad at you for spending money.
Read Morey'all, let's be for real here....it's the LAST DAY of the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, and the ENTIRE INTERNET BREATHED A COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF.
I know. I KNOW.
BUT, I do feel it my bloggerly duty to force one last roundup upon you for old-times sake. And it's gonna be EPIC.
Read MoreI was a little skeptical when I heard that Khloe Kardashian had her own denim line. If by "skeptical," I mean "I rolled my eyes. HARD."
But y'all, then I reconsidered. Because, I think we can all agree that, while Ms. Kardashian may be known for some D-R-A-M-A, she also seems to know a thing or two about dressing a curvy body. And when I tell you that Good American jeans FIT LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF ACTUAL BUTTER, I am not exaggerating.
Read MoreIn an effort to control my hoarding (and also because you guys told me to on Facebook), I'm putting together a little series on a capsule wardrobe for mamas.
Actually, this is really for all women between the ages of "let me wear a crop top with my cutest mini" and "I need to get my hair permed, also where's my walker?"
Read Morelet's pretend for a hot second that wearing a white dress WON'T automatically make your kids yearn to touch you with chocolate-y fingers. Or drop their spaghetti in your lap. Or have a massive blowout...while you're holding them.
Read MoreMost of the moms I know love a shirt that covers the hiney. (We also love to say embarrassing things like "hiney." #sorrynotsorry).
This one is particularly fun, because it's got that high-low, knotted front thing going on. I added a tank underneath in a contrasting color. Mainly because I'm 36 and ain't nobody need to see me in a crop top, m-kay?
Read MoreY'all. Kimonos are a legit THING. I have enjoyed them for quite awhile, and am going to treat you to this picture from LAST YEAR. Do you know what that means?
It means this trend has a little thing we like to call staying power.
Read Moreit's fri-yay favorites, y'all! Today, I'm gonna tell y'all my favorite things I'm EATING. WEARING. WATCHING. READING. ACCESSORIZING. (Holy AGGRESSIVE CAPITALIZATION, Batman. It's Friday. I feel sassy.)
Read MoreIf you are a mom and don't have a large tote bag (and by large, I mean roughly half the size of your body), then you NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. Actually, if you're just a woman in general, you need a tote. Because where else are we going to store our extra barre socks, hairbrush, and candy that we're hiding from our children? Or how about the 95,000 receipts that we seem to be collecting? Little purses ain't got time fo THAT. What about the flashlight, 17 pairs of sunglasses, and the extra pull ups? And don't even get me started on the purse gum. You know, the gum that has fallen out of the container and into the bottom of your bag. The gum that gets kinda fuzzy and has random trash stuck to it, but that you will sometimes (always) chew because you are DESPERATE.
Read MoreWelcome to Monday Favorites, y'all! It's a new series, inspired by the way I couldn't get my ISH together in time for a Friday Favorites post last week. I would like to say that I'm surprised, but I actually KNOW ME.
(Also, this is not a regular series. I totally plan on being ON POINT from this day forward.)
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