Guys, what with the Anniversary Sale and everything, I feel like I've been neglecting my ONE TRUE LOVE. And you should understand that by one true love, I obviously mean Anthropologie. So, the other day, I scooted myself into good ol Anthro, in the name of blogging research.
Read MoreY'all. I think we all know that I'm not what you would call a "beauty blogger." If we're being real honest, I'm more of what we would call "focus on the clothes because makeup is confusing" kind of blogger.
But, I have ALWAYS loved and appreciated great skincare products. Not to mention, I have confused the heck outta my skin by trying every potion I can get my hands on. Therefore, I am deeming myself a skincare expert. (Also, you should understand that this title of "expert" exists only in my mind.)
Read Morey'all, let's be for real here....it's the LAST DAY of the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, and the ENTIRE INTERNET BREATHED A COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF.
I know. I KNOW.
BUT, I do feel it my bloggerly duty to force one last roundup upon you for old-times sake. And it's gonna be EPIC.
Read MoreGuys. I hope you've hydrated and stretched properly. Let's bring this bad boy home, shall we? Rounding up a few of my CURRENTLY STILL IN STOCK (and possibly also in UPS boxes headed to my house) anniversary sale favorites.
Read MoreGotta admit, when I first saw this dress, I was all "Britney Spears called, and wants her Baby, One More Time dress back."
BURN.
Read MoreAdmittedly, I am not known for my professional work attire. (I'm not sure I'm actually "known" for anything, except watching reality tv and drinking an inordinate amount of Starbucks. #goals) Most of the time, my version of professional wear involves some sort denim with holes in it. But, many of you go to work in offices where the athleisure look is frowned upon. This post is for YOU, all my ladies who work in offices where you need to dress like a GROWN UP. Versus THOSE OF US who are sitting here typing in sweats and a t-shirt who's cleanliness is questionable at best.
AHEM.
Read MoreIt's here, it's here! PUBLIC ACCESS IS HERE! Congratulations. If you have waited to shop until today, then A) you have better credit than I do. And B) you also have better boundaries.
The best sale of the year opens to everyone today, and I know y'all are excited. Some of you are already waiting to snap up restocks like the clothing vultures you are. It's okay. No shame, and also? You're my people.
Read MoreAnd now, we take a break from our regularly scheduled #nsale programming to discuss an URGENT AND IMPORTANT TOPIC.
I know. When jean skirts came back onto the scene, I was all, EW NO, and didn't I wear you in 7th grade? Because apparently jean skirts turn me a little bit snarky.
Read MoreI don't know if you've heard, but there's a sale happening that's kind of a big deal. And let's be honest, some of you are all, JEEZ CAN THE ENTIRE INTERNET SHUT UP ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY SALE?
Well, I'm here to say, NO. We cannot. I've gotta tell y'all, I used to be SUPER intimidated by shopping at Nordstrom. I thought I had to be in possession of a trust fund, or possibly money I had stolen from a bank. Then, one year, I participated in the anniversary sale, where I learned that A) there are SO MANY THINGS under $50 on sale. And B) NORDSTROM IS FREAKING AWESOME. Not everything is from some obscure designer that costs a year of my child's education.
Read MoreMerry christmas, y'all! Wait, what? It's only July? YES, I KNOW. But when you get into my must-have anniversary sale picks, you're gonna feel like it's Christmas.
(Well, you know. Except the whole being gifted part. Because I mean, I love y'all but that just ain't gonna happen.)
Read MoreWell, since according to SOME PEOPLE (my husband), I spend more time at Nordstrom than I do in my own home, I consider myself a total "NEXPERT." (Nordstrom expert, duh.) And because I am SO NICE, I'm sharing the wealth with my very own shopping strategies for the upcoming Anniversary Sale.
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